Dont have time for bullshit

Not doing this with you

It was loud. We just laid there and said "is this an earthquake? I think this is an earthquake."

Like is this an earthquake just go back to sleep

Glad you're safe

It's more like "this is an earthquake. Check the Internet. Yup. Earthquake. This is the size. This is the epicenter. Check social media. Make sure the East Coast knows I'm alive. Okay, try and go back to sleep."

👍🏻

Glad you're safe